I, Ian Patrick Robert Rieder, have finally defeated Monster Ock (the final boss of the Spider-Man game on Ps1) at about 9:00 pm on this very night. Up until about 20 minutes ago, my entire existence had been plagued by my inability to vanquish this villain. I spent countless hours as a child attempting to outmaneuver him, but my efforts were futile. Tonight, however, I have triumphed over Monster Ock and achieved manhood.
